Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Assorted Random Quotes of the Week

Action figures are boy dolls


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A client 20 years older than I am wants to know where I get the courage to use a cane. She’s afraid of being seen as a weak old lady.


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I asked a 9-year-old boy what he’s learning is school.


Roman.”


Do you mean Latin?”


“Roman numerals.”


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Strike F1 to retry boot


That message appeared on a computer screen, instead of Welcome or Starting Windows.  What is the native language of the programmer?  Who says Strike in reference to a computer keyboard? Yes, the computer struck-out when attempting to boot. And pressing F1 did not successfully boot the computer. Striking the key on today’s modern fragile keyboards could easily break them. The computer already has a problem. Why break the keyboard and add to the trouble?

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