Wednesday, March 25, 2015
On the way back from the restroom at a local business, I noticed a new sign: Best Wishes
This sign never makes sense to me. Nobody ever offers mediocre wishes, or damaged wishes. I wouldn’t know where to look for used wishes or remaindered wishes, or seconds.
I expect any business I patronize to want the best for me, if for no other reason than their desire that I come back and buy more stuff from them.
On the other hand I sometimes have bossy wishes or greedy wishes when I think about companies I patronize.
Last weekend I took the Greyhound bus to New York City to see a play. I had planned to make a day of it. I booked what I thought was an express bus for 9:15 in the morning. The play didn’t start until 2 PM. It’s usually a 2 hour bus ride, so that would give me plenty of time for people watching and eating lunch at a restaurant.
My husband and I arrived half an hour early to make sure we could get seats next to each other. Upon arrival, we learned that our tickets were not for the express bus, but rather for the stop-and-go bus that takes 25 minutes longer.
When the 9 AM express bus arrived at the station, they let 4 people who had arrived before us board because there were empty seats.
No bus came at 9:15.
When the 9:30 express bus arrived, they decided that none of us could have the empty seats because we had the wrong kind of tickets.
When the 10 AM stop-and-go bus arrived, they decided that none of us waiting for the 9:15 bus could ride it because there were people who had tickets for the 10 AM bus.
Finally at 10:45 our bus arrived. It had stopped and picked up passengers earlier and it did not have enough seats for all of us. Since my husband and I were now at the front of the line, we did get to ride on it. It actually took 2 hours and 45 minutes to get to NYC. So, our 2 hour ride took over 4 hours to get us to NYC, and I have no idea when or if the passengers left behind arrived. Perhaps they were allowed on the 11 AM bus, if it had empty seats.
When an airline messes up like this they apologize. They buy seats from passengers on oversold flights. They give everyone free miles on their account. At no time did Greyhound apologize. They acted like we passengers were being unreasonable to want to go to our ticket destinations. I sent them an email explaining that I wish they’d improve. They didn’t bother to respond.
I have blemished wishes for them. I know that’s not going to accomplish anything. But then best wishes don’t accomplish anything either.